I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12188. | dude (udead1) | 80.82 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 12189. | Mr. Araujo (yvcs_mr_araujo) | 80.82 | 94% | 2015-07-29 |
| 12190. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 80.82 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 12191. | lol (mr_tangent) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 12192. | Bryan (bryankyng) | 80.81 | 93% | 2016-06-23 |
| 12193. | Lucien (lucien) | 80.81 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 12194. | Grace (geg5) | 80.81 | 93% | 2017-05-30 |
| 12195. | Vince (kavden_v) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 12196. | IvanIO (ivanio) | 80.80 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 12197. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 80.80 | 96% | 2016-11-22 |
| 12198. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 80.80 | 93% | 2016-03-05 |
| 12199. | Jeb (jebpowers) | 80.79 | 96% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12200. | Hi (jxjx) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 12201. | Maksym (trickstermaks) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 12202. | orde (orde) | 80.79 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12203. | Krzysztof (nightmarekiller) | 80.79 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 12204. | Me It is Me (master_lova_lova) | 80.78 | 98% | 2024-05-30 |
| 12205. | Ferdi (fwv123) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 12206. | Pyxa (mrzyne) | 80.78 | 95.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12207. | Travis (daltrav1) | 80.78 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 12208. | Erso (sickajacks) | 80.78 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 12209. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 80.78 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 12210. | Stephen (limikin) | 80.77 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 12211. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 80.77 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12212. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12213. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12214. | kathol (kathol) | 80.77 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12215. | Richard (richaslions) | 80.76 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 12216. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 80.76 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 12217. | jahseh (jahsehdro) | 80.75 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |