The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25566. | Edge (edgelao) | 63.23 | 97% | 2012-06-08 |
| 25567. | rakhmon (rakhmon) | 63.22 | 97.4% | 2023-06-20 |
| 25568. | NoobTyper (hiphopflipflow2539) | 63.22 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 25569. | Jembob (jembob) | 63.22 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 25570. | Exciter (taluvn) | 63.22 | 94% | 2011-08-31 |
| 25571. | Oleg (kcdoleg) | 63.22 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 25572. | Evan (evands91) | 63.21 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 25573. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 63.21 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 25574. | Testpilotcro (testpilotcro) | 63.21 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 25575. | Edos (voorheeseidos) | 63.21 | 90% | 2014-01-02 |
| 25576. | Skywalker (szqskywalker) | 63.21 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 25577. | Martin (rykarn) | 63.21 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 25578. | Laz (lazzo) | 63.20 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 25579. | Thomas (tomatilism) | 63.20 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 25580. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 63.20 | 94% | 2020-11-15 |
| 25581. | amaterasu (amaterasu) | 63.20 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 25582. | Derek (dereklee0310) | 63.19 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
| 25583. | yassine (yassine07) | 63.19 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 25584. | ick (ickman) | 63.19 | 97% | 2017-05-23 |
| 25585. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 63.19 | 94% | 2011-11-09 |
| 25586. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 63.19 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
| 25587. | Roberta (roberta80) | 63.19 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
| 25588. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 63.19 | 94% | 2013-06-05 |
| 25589. | christian Nielsen (altenow) | 63.18 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 25590. | Cortney (cballew6556) | 63.18 | 95% | 2023-02-15 |
| 25591. | Haruce (unknown65463) | 63.18 | 94.4% | 2023-10-05 |
| 25592. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 63.18 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 25593. | peepoglad (swempert) | 63.18 | 95% | 2022-01-27 |
| 25594. | Tom (ax99) | 63.18 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 25595. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 63.18 | 95% | 2020-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |