Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3040. | jun (jun0sck) | 69.02 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3041. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 69.02 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3042. | Vision (vision_of_infinity) | 69.01 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3043. | Matt (dazzles98) | 69.00 | 95% | 2018-03-11 |
| 3044. | Alexander (alexanderway0) | 69.00 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 3045. | Bob (bobstab) | 68.98 | 95% | 2017-09-08 |
| 3046. | 준 (pk_hyung) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-11-03 |
| 3047. | Adam (adrakpro) | 68.95 | 93% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3048. | 2finger god (2fingergod) | 68.92 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3049. | Yousef (youesfqtr999) | 68.90 | 95% | 2017-10-09 |
| 3050. | ralph (realityloser) | 68.88 | 99% | 2017-11-25 |
| 3051. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 68.84 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3052. | Rose (123_anpanwoman123) | 68.84 | 95% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3053. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 68.84 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 3054. | Malaikev (fonsdal) | 68.84 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3055. | Uroš (grujidis) | 68.83 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3056. | Ryan (d1rtb0y) | 68.82 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 3057. | Adrian (iamtheo) | 68.81 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3058. | 2002 Beetle (igameonamac) | 68.80 | 95% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3059. | wkwk (mocheeezzz) | 68.80 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3060. | Ariel (aricori21) | 68.79 | 95% | 2019-12-03 |
| 3061. | Spork4 (spork4) | 68.76 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 3062. | Steve (scarafec) | 68.76 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3063. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 68.75 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
| 3064. | Jordan (joyride_) | 68.75 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3065. | ice (iceicepudding) | 68.73 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3066. | Bùi (blackfl_12) | 68.72 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3067. | Big Wang (chairman_of_the_w... | 68.72 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 3068. | Dat (mralex101) | 68.71 | 94% | 2018-08-02 |
| 3069. | Marcos (the_stanley_pup) | 68.71 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |