As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14370. | John Roice (roiceee) | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 14371. | Taz (tazmaster) | 72.87 | 98% | 2024-02-13 |
| 14372. | Ben (bmainbird) | 72.87 | 96% | 2023-03-09 |
| 14373. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 72.87 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 14374. | alvin (nganinator) | 72.87 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 14375. | Sarah (smrismael) | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 14376. | Smine (sminerino) | 72.87 | 97% | 2019-09-02 |
| 14377. | kojsot (kojsot) | 72.87 | 95% | 2015-11-24 |
| 14378. | Arturo (arty4325) | 72.86 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 14379. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 72.86 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 14380. | Riddy (songridv) | 72.86 | 97.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14381. | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... | 72.85 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 14382. | Rifky (miauw17) | 72.85 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 14383. | Lennard (leoracing) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-10-24 |
| 14384. | Elvis (elvisthebeast) | 72.85 | 87% | 2015-09-11 |
| 14385. | Durum (durumpitta) | 72.85 | 97% | 2015-07-09 |
| 14386. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 72.84 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 14387. | Janis (janisl1993) | 72.84 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 14388. | Hasibul (d1hasib) | 72.84 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 14389. | Machine (guldan) | 72.84 | 96% | 2017-05-19 |
| 14390. | root (chroot) | 72.83 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14391. | Goalie (goalieguy16) | 72.82 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 14392. | alaggin (alaggin) | 72.82 | 93% | 2020-02-02 |
| 14393. | Deon (deon_george_) | 72.82 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14394. | BitByte (bit_byte) | 72.82 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14395. | Tabitha (tabi87) | 72.82 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 14396. | Jad (jadooda) | 72.82 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 14397. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 72.82 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 14398. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 72.81 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14399. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 72.81 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |