And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24131. | trungtanbui@gmail.com (trun... | 71.92 | — | 2010-07-24 |
| 24132. | Argon (swdmn) | 71.92 | 95% | 2016-04-17 |
| 24133. | Kusahgra (kushagra813) | 71.91 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 24134. | Kev (gonz) | 71.91 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 24135. | Sharan (mrsharan1997) | 71.91 | 94% | 2014-10-27 |
| 24136. | Whatshisname (whatshisname) | 71.91 | 97% | 2018-07-04 |
| 24137. | Weslly (weslly) | 71.91 | 98% | 2013-11-25 |
| 24138. | Ben (jammingammon) | 71.91 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 24139. | Taru (tarukwon) | 71.90 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 24140. | Berk (deschain) | 71.90 | 97% | 2017-08-01 |
| 24141. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 71.90 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 24142. | Adam (isuckattype) | 71.90 | 95% | 2018-11-06 |
| 24143. | Nathan (natrieu01) | 71.90 | 94% | 2019-02-14 |
| 24144. | Florian (roltarendo) | 71.90 | 96% | 2018-11-02 |
| 24145. | Yamata (yamata2999) | 71.90 | 98% | 2011-06-03 |
| 24146. | N (oryptic) | 71.90 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 24147. | Maa5 (mpagarigan) | 71.89 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 24148. | Leon (leonhlc) | 71.89 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 24149. | fluffy (d0nuts) | 71.89 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 24150. | Yassin (yy86) | 71.88 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 24151. | Dax (deeeegz) | 71.88 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 24152. | bich (xuongrongloveanh) | 71.88 | 94% | 2011-09-21 |
| 24153. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 71.88 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 24154. | Simme (zesimme) | 71.87 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 24155. | hasan (hassanshah66) | 71.87 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 24156. | Gian (gian) | 71.87 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 24157. | Tim (toastytim) | 71.86 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 24158. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 71.86 | 74% | 2017-02-16 |
| 24159. | Gordon (99m9) | 71.86 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 24160. | Andrew (andrewhey) | 71.85 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |