I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5702. | ehe (aeronsic) | 98.97 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 5703. | Christopher (kingcruds) | 98.97 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
| 5704. | Agent (agenttyty) | 98.97 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 5705. | Princess (deathmeter) | 98.97 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 5706. | Yatin (yatin01) | 98.95 | 98.4% | 2024-11-27 |
| 5707. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 98.95 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5708. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 98.95 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 5709. | Sashaw (sashaww) | 98.95 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5710. | sakamotoo (sakamotoo) | 98.94 | 98% | 2024-08-15 |
| 5711. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 98.94 | 97.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 5712. | Kalos (moex) | 98.94 | 94% | 2020-03-21 |
| 5713. | e (eddyhack) | 98.94 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 5714. | chris (chhaayo) | 98.94 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 5715. | John (joewique) | 98.93 | 97.6% | 2024-02-15 |
| 5716. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 98.93 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 5717. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 98.93 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 5718. | Ed (ryop) | 98.92 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 5719. | sydney (sydwinkle) | 98.92 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 5720. | d0ge (d0ge) | 98.92 | 96% | 2024-07-27 |
| 5721. | Bisdak (schlivowitz) | 98.92 | 98% | 2024-06-24 |
| 5722. | Isaak (serocrux) | 98.92 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 5723. | MNM (mnmnour) | 98.91 | 96% | 2022-07-16 |
| 5724. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 98.91 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 5725. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 98.91 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 5726. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 98.91 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5727. | sanzo (ssanzotera) | 98.90 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 5728. | Arga (argasaragih) | 98.90 | 97.3% | 2023-11-24 |
| 5729. | Hải (mymomismad) | 98.90 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5730. | Max (maxedwardsnax) | 98.90 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 5731. | Joseph Yap (yapjose98) | 98.88 | 98.4% | 2024-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |