I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2359. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 113.37 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2360. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 113.37 | 98% | 2015-11-25 |
| 2361. | jph (the_philippines) | 113.37 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 2362. | Zac (bruzabrocka) | 113.36 | 98% | 2015-12-11 |
| 2363. | A (dicktucker) | 113.35 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 2364. | Travis (ttboyd884) | 113.33 | 98.5% | 2024-01-30 |
| 2365. | Eric (erlim) | 113.33 | 97% | 2016-01-18 |
| 2366. | Anapat (ultragamer1026) | 113.33 | 100% | 2015-10-11 |
| 2367. | Alexander (unaliveperson) | 113.31 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 2368. | Austin (strawhatluffyi) | 113.31 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 2369. | Bizz (bizatch) | 113.30 | 100% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2370. | will (floppinglife) | 113.28 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 2371. | Lego (lamborgotii) | 113.27 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 2372. | Putti (puttio) | 113.27 | 91% | 2015-05-29 |
| 2373. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 113.25 | 99% | 2025-08-02 |
| 2374. | quipo (quipo) | 113.25 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 2375. | d0ge (d0ge) | 113.24 | 98.5% | 2023-07-31 |
| 2376. | Jo (typermac) | 113.24 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 2377. | justin (jstin) | 113.24 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 2378. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 113.24 | 95% | 2015-04-27 |
| 2379. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 113.23 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| 2380. | Minh (mn99) | 113.23 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 2381. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 113.21 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 2382. | nino (ninodokoskiot) | 113.21 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 2383. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 113.21 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 2384. | bekahlouise (summertimesadn... | 113.18 | 94% | 2015-10-28 |
| 2385. | :| (nnz5) | 113.18 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 2386. | Dejun (dejun) | 113.17 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 2387. | perchance (perchance) | 113.16 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 2388. | keker (yash117) | 113.15 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |