Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2149. | Bam (bam189) | 112.33 | 95% | 2012-05-25 |
| 2150. | jim (speedyjim) | 112.32 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 2151. | ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) | 112.31 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 2152. | a. (secretariat) | 112.31 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
| 2153. | noidburger (noidburger) | 112.30 | 98% | 2015-02-22 |
| 2154. | xmesty (xmesty) | 112.29 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| 2155. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 112.28 | 98% | 2017-06-17 |
| 2156. | wRadion (wradion) | 112.27 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 2157. | iado (iadossus) | 112.26 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 2158. | Macey (macebake) | 112.26 | 94% | 2016-07-26 |
| 2159. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 112.25 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2160. | minkymomofan (north1085) | 112.25 | 94% | 2017-02-28 |
| 2161. | Russian (russianemu27) | 112.24 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 2162. | J (xpod) | 112.24 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
| 2163. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 112.23 | 94% | 2013-03-23 |
| 2164. | Katrina (beav3r) | 112.21 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 2165. | Jason (d00shleet) | 112.19 | 98% | 2016-03-16 |
| 2166. | speedracer (conceitedlol) | 112.19 | 96% | 2016-09-02 |
| 2167. | kautilya (kautilya99) | 112.17 | 96% | 2016-12-08 |
| 2168. | Rnadmo (hciczx) | 112.16 | 97% | 2017-03-19 |
| 2169. | Alex (zackron) | 112.16 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 2170. | Dankey Kang (shabooty) | 112.15 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2171. | chucker (chucker) | 112.15 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 2172. | Nootch (nootch) | 112.14 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 2173. | Brux (bruxsc) | 112.13 | 97% | 2013-04-10 |
| 2174. | V (viktiro) | 112.12 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 2175. | tstats[pumpkinsoup1] (pumpk... | 112.11 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 2176. | Aaron (mistawho) | 112.11 | 100% | 2014-12-27 |
| 2177. | d (hirundinidae) | 112.10 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 2178. | Stephen (xcaliber219) | 112.10 | 98% | 2012-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |