The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2003. | MikeMangrella Get on Skype ... | 114.39 | 92% | 2013-01-05 |
| 2004. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 114.38 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2005. | Uriah (risinghydra) | 114.38 | 95% | 2013-05-16 |
| 2006. | Kyle (kcoppola19) | 114.37 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
| 2007. | PLounge (plounger) | 114.35 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 2008. | Wilf (wilfash) | 114.34 | 96.8% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2009. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 114.33 | 98.3% | 2024-10-03 |
| 2010. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 114.32 | 99% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2011. | Zebezian (zebezian) | 114.31 | 98% | 2024-07-27 |
| 2012. | Jenna (jenrar) | 114.31 | 93% | 2012-09-10 |
| 2013. | Brandon (lixer_kixer) | 114.29 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2014. | Vicky (sappyspartan) | 114.29 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 2015. | Bentsen (bentsen) | 114.29 | 97% | 2012-05-10 |
| 2016. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 114.28 | 98.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 2017. | Ronnie (allyosaugh) | 114.27 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 2018. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 114.27 | 98.1% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2019. | (rancaciovenii) | 114.25 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 2020. | Jason (d00shleet) | 114.25 | 99% | 2016-05-07 |
| 2021. | Jacob (bizarrecake) | 114.25 | 93% | 2013-08-03 |
| 2022. | Everblack (everblack) | 114.24 | 94% | 2015-12-21 |
| 2023. | Sorairo (rickyx) | 114.23 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
| 2024. | Angus (darthshrine) | 114.23 | 95% | 2014-04-25 |
| 2025. | Ben (benson37) | 114.22 | 95% | 2013-03-23 |
| 2026. | Lord (planta) | 114.21 | 98.7% | 2024-07-02 |
| 2027. | Adam (adamuk) | 114.21 | 97% | 2012-08-04 |
| 2028. | Jon (skautomatic) | 114.18 | 90% | 2014-05-01 |
| 2029. | Mihir (sahasrabudhemg) | 114.17 | 97% | 2014-08-31 |
| 2030. | Xionic (masterxionic) | 114.17 | 95% | 2013-02-22 |
| 2031. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 114.17 | 99% | 2016-05-15 |
| 2032. | (zxlly) | 114.16 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |