The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3070. | Drew (drews12321) | 111.01 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
| 3071. | Alfredo 🎉 (zalfredo) | 111.01 | 98% | 2018-08-19 |
| 3072. | andy (choboguy) | 111.01 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 3073. | Tired (tearsoaked) | 111.00 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 3074. | alex (kyra) | 111.00 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 3075. | Dvorak Klaas (acheron) | 111.00 | 98% | 2014-03-19 |
| 3076. | MikeMangrella Get on Skype ... | 111.00 | 97% | 2012-11-14 |
| 3077. | jen (chennyjen) | 110.99 | 99% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3078. | Brian (brianyounq) | 110.99 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 3079. | Sol (soltyper) | 110.99 | 99% | 2018-06-05 |
| 3080. | Stephen (severet) | 110.99 | 98% | 2018-03-17 |
| 3081. | Monika (moni_type) | 110.99 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 3082. | Sevenum (sevenum) | 110.99 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 3083. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 110.98 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 3084. | Johnn (moppster) | 110.97 | 100% | 2015-10-09 |
| 3085. | Connor (davrostf) | 110.97 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 3086. | Susan (susiesunshine) | 110.96 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 3087. | Jason (d00shleet) | 110.96 | 99% | 2014-07-14 |
| 3088. | Synrgy (synrgy_semi) | 110.95 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 3089. | Zach (nordwez) | 110.95 | 97% | 2015-07-09 |
| 3090. | Sandy (knicknetfan) | 110.95 | 88% | 2011-06-25 |
| 3091. | Maxtion (alextrebek) | 110.95 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 3092. | klo (klozig) | 110.94 | 99% | 2014-04-15 |
| 3093. | Martin (martinthebest) | 110.93 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 3094. | James (jamvng) | 110.93 | 98% | 2016-02-12 |
| 3095. | M (myijade) | 110.93 | 97% | 2016-02-24 |
| 3096. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 110.92 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 3097. | maru (maru77) | 110.92 | 99% | 2012-02-11 |
| 3098. | Bentsen (bentsen) | 110.92 | 96% | 2012-03-21 |
| 3099. | Sim (luckytosnort) | 110.91 | 96% | 2013-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |