The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13489. | Serge (sergewasd) | 82.78 | 96% | 2017-12-09 |
| 13490. | yaumul (typingfast1) | 82.78 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 13491. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 82.77 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 13492. | Sergio (zolt) | 82.77 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13493. | 94 (abdulraham) | 82.77 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 13494. | Alexander (schrepfer) | 82.77 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 13495. | MonkeyKing (m0nkeyking) | 82.77 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 13496. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 82.77 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 13497. | ollir (ollir) | 82.77 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 13498. | Aaron (zarjanda) | 82.77 | 98% | 2013-02-15 |
| 13499. | matt (archytas) | 82.77 | 98% | 2012-07-21 |
| 13500. | dennis (ludennis0606) | 82.76 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 13501. | Khoi (khoitran) | 82.76 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
| 13502. | GG2U (litewings) | 82.76 | 93% | 2014-09-30 |
| 13503. | maverick (porridge) | 82.76 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 13504. | James (jjmadness) | 82.76 | 93% | 2016-10-05 |
| 13505. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 82.75 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13506. | Chris (czhang96) | 82.75 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 13507. | Zachy (ggohpks) | 82.75 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 13508. | Daniel (incognitus) | 82.75 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 13509. | Jesper (salwyyn) | 82.75 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 13510. | Weinerz (weinerz) | 82.75 | 98% | 2013-01-20 |
| 13511. | m (nano2nd) | 82.75 | 92% | 2013-03-08 |
| 13512. | 1834 (busey) | 82.75 | 97% | 2015-11-28 |
| 13513. | (l__l) | 82.75 | 95% | 2019-11-24 |
| 13514. | Adam (adam_0) | 82.74 | 91% | 2016-08-11 |
| 13515. | Daichi (daichii) | 82.74 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 13516. | Theo (tbohnen) | 82.74 | 95% | 2016-05-27 |
| 13517. | ryan (dirtyphoenix) | 82.74 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13518. | Castle (achacon1) | 82.74 | 95% | 2013-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |