I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5268. | Melle (melle14) | 100.07 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 5269. | lemon (lemondemon) | 100.06 | 97.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 5270. | Jakab (schttj) | 100.05 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5271. | woopwoop (aniocean) | 100.04 | 95.7% | 2024-10-02 |
| 5272. | svinfia (svinfia) | 100.04 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 5273. | Stefan (strayckler) | 100.02 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 5274. | Herman (hchow91) | 100.02 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5275. | Alex (alexdf54) | 100.01 | 98% | 2024-04-14 |
| 5276. | z (zuckles) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 5277. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 100.01 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5278. | nutmeg (jv13) | 100.00 | 100% | 2025-06-15 |
| 5279. | thea p (theap) | 99.99 | 98.5% | 2024-09-13 |
| 5280. | Anton (antonbj3) | 99.99 | 94% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5281. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 99.98 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 5282. | Adam (adxxmm) | 99.97 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 5283. | Mike (fastneko) | 99.97 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5284. | arman (arman_types) | 99.96 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5285. | vlad (cyriusthevirus) | 99.96 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 5286. | Animal (animalracional) | 99.96 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5287. | zhou (zyuhang255) | 99.95 | 98% | 2019-04-20 |
| 5288. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 99.95 | 95% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5289. | Piano Man (epic_piano) | 99.94 | 99% | 2024-06-12 |
| 5290. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 99.94 | 98.7% | 2024-11-22 |
| 5291. | Normz (normzie) | 99.94 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 5292. | cindy (thiadeliria) | 99.93 | 98% | 2025-03-06 |
| 5293. | konalt (konalt) | 99.93 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 5294. | Zonglax (shooterstriker) | 99.92 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5295. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 99.92 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5296. | villuri (villuri) | 99.91 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 5297. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 99.91 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |