I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10529. | ProBlasters (pro_blasters) | 88.26 | 98.2% | 2024-03-29 |
| 10530. | Dablo (dablo_dablov) | 88.26 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 10531. | Olav (tocke) | 88.26 | 96.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10532. | Kelvin (syraxius) | 88.26 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 10533. | Abdulmalek (ali_fbaby) | 88.26 | 96% | 2017-03-03 |
| 10534. | Joe (joetelefair) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 10535. | khashayar (khashayarm) | 88.25 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 10536. | Lucas (doowoop) | 88.25 | 94.8% | 2023-12-02 |
| 10537. | (welltwell) | 88.25 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 10538. | Art (artkhl) | 88.24 | 97.3% | 2024-03-31 |
| 10539. | ザク (dzak3) | 88.24 | 99% | 2019-04-24 |
| 10540. | AM (amesh8301) | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 10541. | DunDun (dundunbread) | 88.24 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 10542. | slow. (meeper24) | 88.23 | 95% | 2022-05-09 |
| 10543. | Nyaruko (tatrz) | 88.23 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 10544. | No (noman75) | 88.23 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10545. | Nana (cypher404) | 88.22 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 10546. | Chubtato (chubtato) | 88.22 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
| 10547. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 88.22 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 10548. | Boris (bpst2k) | 88.21 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 10549. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 88.21 | 96.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10550. | akirasendoh07 (akirasendoh07) | 88.21 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10551. | k (mkoo) | 88.20 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 10552. | Potato (awesomepotato19) | 88.20 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 10553. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 88.20 | 97.3% | 2024-02-08 |
| 10554. | ꧁ S º L º O º W ꧂ (0... | 88.19 | 96.3% | 2025-04-19 |
| 10555. | Aaron (aak113) | 88.19 | 96.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10556. | Jake (jake12_) | 88.19 | 97.8% | 2024-11-10 |
| 10557. | eyeqoniq (eyeqoniq) | 88.19 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 10558. | Jacob (ibejacob) | 88.19 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |