In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1924. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 69.84 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 1925. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 69.83 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1926. | Axel (sector7) | 69.83 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1927. | Hossein (hossein_nas) | 69.80 | 97% | 2019-06-22 |
| 1928. | Amos (amosbird) | 69.80 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1929. | Hoshi (lazz121) | 69.79 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1930. | Reese (reesezpiecez) | 69.78 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1931. | Q (freakingq) | 69.77 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1932. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 69.76 | 96% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1933. | yong (topcool) | 69.75 | 96% | 2018-07-25 |
| 1934. | carleel (menamesringo) | 69.74 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1935. | cj (mp7maniac) | 69.73 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 1936. | J (jl94) | 69.73 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1937. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 69.70 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1938. | BigGujja (biggujja) | 69.68 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 1939. | WutIsLuv (heiheihenry) | 69.68 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 1940. | cL (cynibro) | 69.67 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1941. | Khanh Hung (hungnkuon) | 69.67 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1942. | Jon (limjonian1998) | 69.67 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 1943. | Ron (ronald2) | 69.64 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1944. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 69.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1945. | Raddio (radmeonjr) | 69.63 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 1946. | Hessi (hessijames) | 69.58 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1947. | Hater (hateself) | 69.57 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 1948. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 69.56 | 95% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1949. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 69.55 | 95% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1950. | Adam (ashtitan) | 69.54 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1951. | sylo (syllogismos) | 69.53 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1952. | Ronak (rdatta456) | 69.46 | 96% | 2019-07-01 |
| 1953. | German (wat_germy) | 69.45 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |