What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1540. | righteous (trustjesus) | 79.36 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
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| 1546. | Ihor (seitem) | 79.22 | 97% | 2020-04-20 |
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| 1548. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 79.19 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1549. | Heskimo (heskimo) | 79.19 | 95% | 2020-04-06 |
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| 1551. | nk-no quit (nikokriba2) | 79.17 | 95% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1552. | Matt (soflogator) | 79.14 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
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| 1554. | teh (tehvoid256) | 79.11 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1555. | Jon (jonnylauws) | 79.08 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1556. | cL (cynibro) | 79.07 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
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