So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19267. | True (truelife35) | 69.64 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 19268. | Mystery (paradosa) | 69.64 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 19269. | jacob (xxyeah10) | 69.63 | 91% | 2017-03-10 |
| 19270. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 69.63 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 19271. | Colin (3geosyog) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 19272. | Axel (axalespettachini) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 19273. | equations (equationslayer12) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 19274. | wilson (theriyucky) | 69.62 | — | 2009-07-07 |
| 19275. | Pranav (pranav93) | 69.62 | 92% | 2013-12-07 |
| 19276. | Cyrusssss (cyrusysleung) | 69.61 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 19277. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 69.61 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 19278. | Harsh (sherwho) | 69.61 | 93% | 2014-02-14 |
| 19279. | Viet (viettp) | 69.61 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 19280. | Vache (vacheka) | 69.61 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 19281. | Happe (happe) | 69.61 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 19282. | Nathan (burlisn) | 69.61 | 91% | 2017-03-07 |
| 19283. | Chris (tinitin) | 69.60 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 19284. | Kadz (kadzz) | 69.60 | 97% | 2022-09-10 |
| 19285. | Cy (cymanong) | 69.60 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 19286. | anant (anant059) | 69.60 | 98.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 19287. | Bram (bramdk) | 69.60 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 19288. | Concentration (sighsigh) | 69.60 | 98% | 2011-08-21 |
| 19289. | Marius (rightkillthaz) | 69.60 | 90% | 2012-10-14 |
| 19290. | Tran (thong3la) | 69.60 | 94% | 2012-07-31 |
| 19291. | Kugan (kugan) | 69.60 | 91% | 2011-09-18 |
| 19292. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 69.59 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 19293. | Tinna (tinna17) | 69.59 | 99.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19294. | Ben (hulkunleashed) | 69.59 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 19295. | pablo (pablocordova) | 69.59 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 19296. | Winner... (afghanistan) | 69.59 | 97% | 2011-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |