So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16387. | Adriano (adrianwoodhouse) | 74.19 | 95% | 2013-12-01 |
| 16388. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 74.18 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 16389. | frederik (birgerbrosa) | 74.18 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 16390. | Ryben (ryben_vendict) | 74.18 | 90% | 2013-02-18 |
| 16391. | Nash (nashib) | 74.17 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 16392. | Manas (kingmanas) | 74.17 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 16393. | Fegyvernek (fegyvernek) | 74.17 | 96% | 2012-08-30 |
| 16394. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 74.17 | 98% | 2018-12-28 |
| 16395. | Danielle (dvand707) | 74.17 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 16396. | stream census designated by... | 74.16 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 16397. | David (klassmagicer17) | 74.16 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16398. | Walle (wallee) | 74.16 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 16399. | 마즈다퍼커 (shop98) | 74.16 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 16400. | sector (sector21) | 74.16 | 97% | 2012-02-06 |
| 16401. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 74.16 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 16402. | agent (agentcombo) | 74.16 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 16403. | joe (iijoe) | 74.15 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 16404. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 74.15 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 16405. | Me (cxnsistant) | 74.15 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 16406. | Shin (shinshiin) | 74.15 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 16407. | Master (master_2010) | 74.15 | 95.6% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16408. | Cymno (cymno) | 74.15 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16409. | John (meep_beep) | 74.14 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 16410. | Rahaldi (blitzboy37) | 74.14 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 16411. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 74.14 | 92% | 2016-10-30 |
| 16412. | Didar (didar860) | 74.14 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 16413. | zheren (pandemic) | 74.13 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 16414. | Son (fireknight_07) | 74.13 | 94% | 2011-07-06 |
| 16415. | Ava (spritemite) | 74.13 | 94% | 2018-01-13 |
| 16416. | Andi (nimrod007) | 74.13 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |