Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27983. | Zach (fourshadowz) | 56.71 | 89% | 2014-08-13 |
| 27984. | tony (zhe476) | 56.70 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 27985. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 56.70 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 27986. | abert (abert18) | 56.70 | 93% | 2013-12-13 |
| 27987. | Bruh (isnt) | 56.70 | 94.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 27988. | Ian (zento_x) | 56.70 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
| 27989. | Saransh (skgrishi) | 56.70 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 27990. | Paul (qdozaq) | 56.69 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 27991. | Izdaniez (ixxxxxxz) | 56.69 | 95% | 2019-01-10 |
| 27992. | Nguyen (autumnstar90) | 56.69 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 27993. | Taz (tazflows) | 56.69 | 96% | 2011-09-04 |
| 27994. | Live (sankarshan) | 56.69 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 27995. | mayur (mayur1236) | 56.69 | 91% | 2014-09-30 |
| 27996. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 56.69 | 87% | 2013-03-13 |
| 27997. | eric (hotd) | 56.69 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 27998. | Lee (asdf755) | 56.69 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
| 27999. | Krimesh (_kb3) | 56.68 | 92% | 2017-03-21 |
| 28000. | Matthew (cwehttam) | 56.68 | 95% | 2022-10-30 |
| 28001. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 56.68 | 89% | 2015-11-05 |
| 28002. | babi (baggymist22063) | 56.68 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 28003. | David (dalouis) | 56.68 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 28004. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 56.67 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 28005. | Piyaphob (piyaphob) | 56.67 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| 28006. | ALhussien Mosalam (hussien000) | 56.67 | 95% | 2022-06-23 |
| 28007. | REMIGIUSZ (dzem0r) | 56.67 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 28008. | Jackie (jackattack) | 56.67 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 28009. | Brian (presonus) | 56.66 | 86% | 2016-11-18 |
| 28010. | Carlos (carloshpf) | 56.66 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 28011. | Vlasis (frog0) | 56.66 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 28012. | Taylor (zarr_) | 56.66 | 93% | 2012-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |