The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39112. | hinglemccringle (wheelchair... | 51.59 | 94% | 2024-05-09 |
| 39113. | Alex (alexyaknow) | 51.59 | 83% | 2016-10-17 |
| 39114. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 51.59 | 94% | 2023-05-25 |
| 39115. | noname_racer (heck12) | 51.59 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 39116. | Peter (novipi) | 51.59 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 39117. | Joseph Mendez (joseph_mendez) | 51.58 | 94% | 2024-09-04 |
| 39118. | Barry (ave_it) | 51.58 | 91% | 2023-08-09 |
| 39119. | Michael (brainfree) | 51.58 | 87% | 2011-07-28 |
| 39120. | hi (shella7897) | 51.58 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 39121. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 51.58 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 39122. | Soumith (soumith) | 51.57 | 95% | 2025-01-25 |
| 39123. | Xigga (x1gga) | 51.57 | 96.6% | 2024-01-24 |
| 39124. | Madara (madara_uchihaking) | 51.57 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 39125. | dendrose (dendrose) | 51.57 | 94.5% | 2023-12-19 |
| 39126. | Robert (jedilarper13) | 51.57 | 95% | 2019-08-25 |
| 39127. | racer (racer_1) | 51.57 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 39128. | tjbc (tjbc31) | 51.56 | 98.5% | 2024-12-30 |
| 39129. | Dylan (dyldozer) | 51.56 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 39130. | Lautaro (lautarorx) | 51.56 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 39131. | Nate (feelthenurn) | 51.56 | 95% | 2024-03-29 |
| 39132. | Austin (amuck) | 51.56 | 94% | 2024-06-13 |
| 39133. | Ahmad Raza Attari (pakistan... | 51.56 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 39134. | Matthew (cwehttam) | 51.56 | 95.9% | 2024-02-12 |
| 39135. | Riku (rikuc) | 51.56 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 39136. | Masum (masumrana) | 51.55 | 94% | 2013-03-22 |
| 39137. | Rand al'Thor (rand_althor) | 51.55 | 97% | 2025-03-17 |
| 39138. | rem (cherrytreerem) | 51.55 | 95% | 2025-03-12 |
| 39139. | m07_a (m07_a) | 51.55 | 94% | 2024-11-25 |
| 39140. | Amorphic (_amorphic) | 51.55 | 94% | 2021-11-01 |
| 39141. | e4k (e4kk) | 51.55 | 94.9% | 2024-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |