And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34003. | clock (clockq) | 55.69 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 34004. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 55.69 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 34005. | Andrei (headpats) | 55.69 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 34006. | Godson (godson_gts) | 55.69 | 91% | 2014-09-29 |
| 34007. | Soe (soepai) | 55.69 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 34008. | AspectOfTheDevil (aspectoft... | 55.68 | 94% | 2018-12-29 |
| 34009. | jone (jonesoldi) | 55.68 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 34010. | Joyce (jesilva) | 55.68 | 96% | 2015-07-15 |
| 34011. | Evan (evanpwns) | 55.68 | 95% | 2012-05-01 |
| 34012. | Takao (takao) | 55.68 | 98% | 2011-12-20 |
| 34013. | Kupo (kuponata) | 55.68 | 87% | 2013-12-24 |
| 34014. | Tim (dragon5453) | 55.67 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 34015. | Shimanto (shimant0) | 55.67 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 34016. | ANSON (ananson2005) | 55.67 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| 34017. | e (hokiehess) | 55.67 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 34018. | leo (sazaluev) | 55.67 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 34019. | Mike (ilikecookies68) | 55.66 | 97% | 2013-07-28 |
| 34020. | Aaron (wnhs) | 55.66 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
| 34021. | Matthew (cwehttam) | 55.66 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 34022. | Finn (finnorma) | 55.66 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 34023. | Dr. (drtulung) | 55.65 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 34024. | danielle (halyconamour) | 55.65 | 90% | 2014-07-17 |
| 34025. | NOYB (noybmakespplstraight) | 55.65 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 34026. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 55.64 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
| 34027. | Andreas (andreascheng) | 55.64 | 90% | 2011-10-28 |
| 34028. | cuong (cuongbenki) | 55.64 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 34029. | Alex (coolasian) | 55.64 | 93% | 2014-02-04 |
| 34030. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 55.64 | 93% | 2015-08-24 |
| 34031. | Vinny (thinktype) | 55.64 | 95% | 2019-07-08 |
| 34032. | MorokkoJIN (morokko) | 55.64 | 93% | 2016-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |