And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16869. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 84.58 | 95% | 2021-01-17 |
| 16870. | Catman817 (catman817) | 84.58 | 96.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 16871. | Jj (issajacob) | 84.58 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16872. | Chung (chung223) | 84.57 | 97% | 2011-06-15 |
| 16873. | asdf (peechzz) | 84.57 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 16874. | MiazMe (pmax) | 84.57 | 100% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16875. | Matt (mattypoo22) | 84.57 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 16876. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 16877. | Tudor (tudorr) | 84.56 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 16878. | 🐌 (adas291) | 84.56 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 16879. | Happe (happe) | 84.56 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 16880. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 84.56 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 16881. | bob (nerd) | 84.56 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 16882. | Fixided (fixided) | 84.56 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| 16883. | david (dcrosby2718) | 84.56 | 91% | 2015-02-18 |
| 16884. | Alejandro (howshouldiknow) | 84.56 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 16885. | Jack (yezen) | 84.55 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 16886. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 84.55 | 99% | 2016-05-03 |
| 16887. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 84.55 | 94% | 2012-01-28 |
| 16888. | Denil (cuube) | 84.55 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16889. | Lazer (lawins) | 84.55 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 16890. | david (jrdupd) | 84.55 | 99% | 2016-03-13 |
| 16891. | Ian (llamasquad) | 84.55 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 16892. | Vo (hixplsslowndown) | 84.54 | 96.3% | 2023-08-22 |
| 16893. | shadyan (shadyan) | 84.54 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 16894. | Matthias (sylence) | 84.54 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 16895. | JV (jibs12) | 84.54 | 97.3% | 2023-08-26 |
| 16896. | Radek (wedry) | 84.53 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
| 16897. | Le Hoang Vu (littlekid) | 84.53 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 16898. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 84.53 | 93% | 2013-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |