So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29537. | Simon (simonski) | 53.83 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 29538. | sewava (rinosewava) | 53.83 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 29539. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 53.82 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 29540. | Funk's (leoknarf) | 53.82 | 85% | 2014-07-23 |
| 29541. | Vonicz (vonicz) | 53.81 | 93% | 2022-02-17 |
| 29542. | Homieboy (abcjohnabdjohn) | 53.81 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 29543. | Ahmed (web_master) | 53.81 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 29544. | s3k0n3 (s3k0n3) | 53.81 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 29545. | cliff (cilff) | 53.81 | 97% | 2014-01-06 |
| 29546. | Divu (divdev25) | 53.80 | 94% | 2017-08-21 |
| 29547. | James (cooplion) | 53.80 | 91% | 2015-09-07 |
| 29548. | xuan (xcoivie) | 53.80 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 29549. | Tu (tunguyenq) | 53.80 | 91% | 2015-10-29 |
| 29550. | Amulya (neelamnator) | 53.80 | 92% | 2013-03-01 |
| 29551. | التونسي (gauss007) | 53.80 | 89% | 2014-11-18 |
| 29552. | Wang (doubleecao) | 53.80 | 93% | 2016-12-21 |
| 29553. | Vin (hung98n1) | 53.79 | 95% | 2021-05-30 |
| 29554. | mohamed (mohamed_rekaya) | 53.79 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| 29555. | JAEY (jaey_) | 53.79 | 96.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 29556. | swfan (curleyx) | 53.79 | 94.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 29557. | laljan (laljan) | 53.79 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 29558. | kim (kmblowe) | 53.79 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 29559. | gunasagar (kunarox) | 53.79 | 93% | 2016-05-05 |
| 29560. | amar (123456) | 53.79 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 29561. | rakvat (rakvat) | 53.78 | 91% | 2013-11-07 |
| 29562. | Leaks (leaks) | 53.78 | 94.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 29563. | (star94fm) | 53.78 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 29564. | Prithbiraj (prithy) | 53.78 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 29565. | Tíu Đây (tunqa) | 53.78 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 29566. | Joshua (joshuajiat) | 53.78 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |