I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10065. | rome (1ensh1) | 85.96 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10066. | piggyfan2 (piggyfan2) | 85.96 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 10067. | Chelsea (chelsea0099) | 85.96 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 10068. | Storm (storm_typer) | 85.96 | 99% | 2016-08-12 |
| 10069. | Seek (seekheart) | 85.96 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 10070. | SlowGuy69 (slow_6_guy_9) | 85.95 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 10071. | Chris (xilteen) | 85.95 | 97.1% | 2024-01-24 |
| 10072. | Snibler (snibler) | 85.95 | 92% | 2015-10-19 |
| 10073. | baboom (baboom3) | 85.95 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10074. | Godworm (godworm) | 85.94 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 10075. | (colemack) | 85.94 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 10076. | Taejas (taejas) | 85.94 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 10077. | Mario (shinymario) | 85.94 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10078. | Silver (silverninja) | 85.94 | 90% | 2016-05-22 |
| 10079. | Andres (andres0432) | 85.94 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
| 10080. | TITAN (titan_daddy) | 85.93 | 96.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 10081. | rafflewaffle (rafflewaffle) | 85.92 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 10082. | Denec (denec) | 85.92 | 96% | 2025-05-13 |
| 10083. | Heather (hwein13) | 85.92 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 10084. | Colozuz (erickjulvan) | 85.92 | 96% | 2016-01-05 |
| 10085. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 85.92 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 10086. | john (jpredline) | 85.91 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 10087. | Monova (monova) | 85.91 | 97.3% | 2023-11-26 |
| 10088. | Enook (tweekish400) | 85.91 | 90% | 2016-12-22 |
| 10089. | Finch (ficxjo) | 85.91 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 10090. | Samuel (samj4u) | 85.91 | 98% | 2015-06-04 |
| 10091. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 85.90 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
| 10092. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 85.90 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 10093. | Brian (desbrigs) | 85.90 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 10094. | Harm (harmdebeuker) | 85.90 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |