I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9997. | Clergyman (tinytinytoes) | 85.42 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 9998. | Yannick (mrlaxx) | 85.42 | 87% | 2013-12-27 |
| 9999. | Philip (chimera15) | 85.42 | — | 2010-06-15 |
| 10000. | 0 (z4min) | 85.41 | 96% | 2023-05-30 |
| 10001. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 85.41 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 10002. | Guest (insi) | 85.41 | 99% | 2016-08-07 |
| 10003. | Jeramiah (deadway9) | 85.40 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 10004. | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... | 85.40 | 93% | 2015-11-19 |
| 10005. | Sirah (sirrah) | 85.40 | 95% | 2013-06-02 |
| 10006. | Alvin (alwin630) | 85.40 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 10007. | Jordan (jsmagat) | 85.40 | 92% | 2012-05-13 |
| 10008. | Silingas (trustys) | 85.39 | 98% | 2015-03-24 |
| 10009. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 85.39 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 10010. | Hải (mymomismad) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 10011. | Michael (thegul) | 85.39 | 97% | 2018-05-06 |
| 10012. | Julianne (jdunn80) | 85.39 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| 10013. | patoo (jiahao8) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 10014. | Abishiek (abishiek_12) | 85.38 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 10015. | Catman (catmancatplan) | 85.38 | 90% | 2013-11-02 |
| 10016. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 85.38 | 99% | 2023-03-21 |
| 10017. | (justakii) | 85.38 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 10018. | Myke (apilak) | 85.38 | 99% | 2011-05-22 |
| 10019. | J (jwp36) | 85.38 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 10020. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 85.38 | 99% | 2017-05-03 |
| 10021. | Shao (carpexxxdiem) | 85.38 | 92% | 2014-11-01 |
| 10022. | Robfather (therobfather3) | 85.37 | 94% | 2016-07-02 |
| 10023. | Hannyabal (hannyabal) | 85.37 | 97.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10024. | Seth (v0lume4) | 85.37 | 89% | 2017-05-01 |
| 10025. | Jon (obsolete1101) | 85.37 | 92% | 2013-07-09 |
| 10026. | MeHdi (mehdi_kazemi8) | 85.37 | 98% | 2014-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |