The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33112. | Soneka (soneka) | 61.18 | 92% | 2014-03-05 | 
| 33113. | Aleksis (pixenix) | 61.18 | 89% | 2017-05-19 | 
| 33114. | sil (pandaturtle) | 61.18 | 95% | 2016-08-03 | 
| 33115. | dredge (dredge) | 61.18 | 90% | 2013-06-27 | 
| 33116. | Reman (ragingreman) | 61.17 | 96.6% | 2025-03-14 | 
| 33117. | Alexander (alexander_leng) | 61.17 | 96% | 2025-02-04 | 
| 33118. | Alan (ddldancer) | 61.17 | 95% | 2024-07-14 | 
| 33119. | Em (ernthusiasm) | 61.17 | 97% | 2017-11-18 | 
| 33120. | Mew (mw46) | 61.17 | 92% | 2016-11-03 | 
| 33121. | Krista (krista87jiggs) | 61.16 | 98% | 2025-03-10 | 
| 33122. | Thom (ttownberta) | 61.16 | 95.3% | 2024-11-17 | 
| 33123. | Petar (hasko31) | 61.16 | 96% | 2022-12-15 | 
| 33124. | Jose (nino1) | 61.16 | 94% | 2020-12-23 | 
| 33125. | Ethan (beyblade727) | 61.16 | 95% | 2019-02-01 | 
| 33126. | Zaz (zaz_) | 61.16 | 91% | 2014-01-07 | 
| 33127. | kakarot (kakkarot) | 61.16 | 96% | 2012-07-13 | 
| 33128. | Tazzo (tazzo12) | 61.15 | 95.3% | 2025-05-08 | 
| 33129. | orcster (orcster13) | 61.15 | 94.4% | 2025-05-02 | 
| 33130. | Chas (verylargeman) | 61.15 | 95.5% | 2024-05-11 | 
| 33131. | Dipu (dipu_typewriter) | 61.15 | 97% | 2024-05-02 | 
| 33132. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 61.15 | 98% | 2022-05-04 | 
| 33133. | Master (masterdvorak) | 61.15 | 96% | 2021-06-25 | 
| 33134. | Tam (typo0704) | 61.15 | 96% | 2014-08-08 | 
| 33135. | aKyRia (akyria) | 61.15 | 92% | 2011-11-24 | 
| 33136. | TacoCatWasHere (tacocatwash... | 61.14 | 96% | 2025-03-07 | 
| 33137. | steven (s3005) | 61.14 | 97% | 2024-01-21 | 
| 33138. | Josh (jabbott) | 61.14 | 96% | 2024-12-26 | 
| 33139. | ryan (ryandib112) | 61.14 | 96.5% | 2025-05-10 | 
| 33140. | Stefan (cigol) | 61.14 | 99% | 2013-03-22 | 
| 33141. | Kumar Prantik (kumarprantik) | 61.14 | 97% | 2024-02-09 | 
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race | 
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 | 
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 | 
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 | 
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |