The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3098. | Salami (braintumorinducer) | 61.50 | 91% | 2016-08-26 |
| 3099. | (xxtyperacerxx) | 61.50 | 96% | 2013-06-20 |
| 3100. | Rene (rene2008) | 61.50 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 3101. | Mikayel (maghasyan) | 61.50 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
| 3102. | rommyarb (arbantas) | 61.49 | 91% | 2015-03-21 |
| 3103. | MangroveMan (swampy) | 61.49 | 96% | 2013-04-20 |
| 3104. | Peter (peterfink89) | 61.48 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 3105. | Jacob (skyisthelimit134) | 61.48 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 3106. | someghost (someghost) | 61.48 | 97% | 2013-03-14 |
| 3107. | Rio (riofrio) | 61.48 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 3108. | ♘ ℙяαвнαт (dawnavd) | 61.48 | 90% | 2014-03-14 |
| 3109. | aaf (aafcool) | 61.47 | 99% | 2017-09-20 |
| 3110. | jeju (aquazak_rotti) | 61.47 | 99% | 2014-04-19 |
| 3111. | Rohith (specialabyss6_) | 61.46 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 3112. | Firman (muntaco) | 61.46 | 93% | 2011-12-17 |
| 3113. | Syam (syam) | 61.46 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 3114. | madison (junelawnchaired) | 61.45 | 88% | 2014-08-05 |
| 3115. | ravi (culdesaccer) | 61.45 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 3116. | Sanh (sanhnguyennt) | 61.45 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3117. | Solomon (solomon_) | 61.44 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 3118. | Knox (rangersapprentice101) | 61.44 | 92% | 2011-07-07 |
| 3119. | Berzavik (mummiesbabies) | 61.44 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3120. | Mại (mailinh) | 61.44 | 97% | 2013-10-16 |
| 3121. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 61.43 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 3122. | rakvat (rakvat) | 61.43 | 96% | 2014-08-08 |
| 3123. | Jesse (jesse1m) | 61.43 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 3124. | Jeson (jesond) | 61.43 | 95% | 2019-11-30 |
| 3125. | Antonio (ab_marcelo) | 61.43 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 3126. | squimf (ted59) | 61.42 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 3127. | Harshal (4hp007) | 61.42 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |