So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33911. | Nish (nishseshadri1808) | 45.20 | 94% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33912. | Mizanur (mizanur16) | 45.20 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 33913. | Yonas (yhaile35@gmail.com) | 45.20 | 98% | 2014-03-19 |
| 33914. | kakarot (kakkarot) | 45.20 | 95% | 2012-06-29 |
| 33915. | shekhar (shekhar27) | 45.20 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 33916. | maria (pajmaz) | 45.20 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 33917. | Spork (sporkyboi) | 45.19 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 33918. | Lilly (lillybaez) | 45.19 | 89% | 2015-11-04 |
| 33919. | Edith (edith44) | 45.19 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 33920. | Terri (terri) | 45.19 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 33921. | D (stretch) | 45.19 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 33922. | Thomas (tomatilism) | 45.18 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 33923. | Bryant (qw1weeu) | 45.17 | 93% | 2013-06-03 |
| 33924. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 45.17 | 91% | 2016-09-01 |
| 33925. | Nahid Hasan Pallab (pallab4... | 45.16 | 94% | 2021-09-20 |
| 33926. | Osman (osmanidris) | 45.16 | 94% | 2016-08-17 |
| 33927. | cucurkurma (cucurkurma98) | 45.14 | 96.2% | 2023-05-21 |
| 33928. | Dhaush (dhanush9414) | 45.14 | 94% | 2023-05-12 |
| 33929. | Aditya (subaru_kun) | 45.14 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 33930. | qbaracerr (qbajanowski) | 45.14 | 93.5% | 2023-05-20 |
| 33931. | Simon (goffen) | 45.13 | 94% | 2017-07-07 |
| 33932. | Sudantha (sudantha) | 45.13 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 33933. | Hale (catmommy_16) | 45.12 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 33934. | pankaj (vashishth_kec) | 45.12 | 89% | 2012-12-05 |
| 33935. | Laura (sweetie3121) | 45.11 | 88% | 2012-06-22 |
| 33936. | Nafiul (n_crypted) | 45.11 | 93% | 2021-08-06 |
| 33937. | Ryan (rdoromal611) | 45.11 | 94.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 33938. | 一个有趣的小车 (amdhc) | 45.11 | 93% | 2017-10-17 |
| 33939. | hunter (hunter667) | 45.10 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 33940. | Sergey (sergeyvdovin) | 45.10 | 96% | 2015-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |