I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1117. | - (airplane100) | 124.75 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1118. | Grant (grantly) | 124.72 | 97.8% | 2025-04-10 |
| 1119. | Che (sjorv) | 124.72 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 1120. | Fishermen Never Lie (fisher... | 124.69 | 99% | 2017-07-21 |
| 1121. | Trabota (trabota) | 124.67 | 98.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 1122. | Porygon (snail_zzz) | 124.66 | 99% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1123. | Romo (drytoast) | 124.65 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1124. | something (kaibaboi) | 124.64 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 1125. | lyrxcal (4l3y) | 124.62 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 1126. | Adam (what_huh) | 124.62 | 97% | 2017-02-17 |
| 1127. | Thewsomeguy (thewsomeguy) | 124.62 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1128. | Martin (demonakinale) | 124.59 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
| 1129. | AKILLA (akilla619) | 124.58 | 98.5% | 2025-05-07 |
| 1130. | Cayla (sobo411) | 124.55 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1131. | I play tetris too (hkgwife) | 124.55 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 1132. | nmyo (nmyo) | 124.55 | 98% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1133. | John (cucarachazzz) | 124.53 | 99% | 2016-05-05 |
| 1134. | tiredandonline (everyonejoi... | 124.51 | 93% | 2017-05-20 |
| 1135. | Zach (nuoaa) | 124.50 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 1136. | ∞ (aragovidal) | 124.47 | 96% | 2015-04-09 |
| 1137. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 124.42 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 1138. | Kevin (kevyjay) | 124.38 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1139. | Georg (dreadt666) | 124.33 | 98.1% | 2021-01-30 |
| 1140. | Kevin (zhengfeilong) | 124.29 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 1141. | Typer (typerkinger) | 124.29 | 98% | 2015-11-26 |
| 1142. | jonny (jlun23) | 124.25 | 99% | 2022-10-27 |
| 1143. | Khunzabber (khunzabber) | 124.25 | 97% | 2017-02-05 |
| 1144. | aqib (aqibmirza123) | 124.24 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 1145. | Limmi (limmi) | 124.23 | 99.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 1146. | Chris (christhomas95) | 124.23 | 96% | 2017-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |