The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11308. | Branden (brandendm) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 11309. | Angel (field1) | 86.72 | 93% | 2013-03-12 |
| 11310. | Jack (jr9810) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 11311. | idanmo (idanmo) | 86.71 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 11312. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 86.71 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11313. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 86.71 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 11314. | GustavG (blggg) | 86.71 | 99% | 2016-12-11 |
| 11315. | Tyler (keloflo) | 86.70 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 11316. | Juan (67juanmiguel) | 86.70 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 11317. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 86.70 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 11318. | Derry (siribackwards) | 86.70 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 11319. | Rico (satoshi444) | 86.70 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 11320. | ceique (yogs) | 86.70 | 91% | 2013-08-14 |
| 11321. | Sir (sirezekiel) | 86.70 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 11322. | gian (diggee) | 86.70 | 92% | 2015-01-31 |
| 11323. | atoi (atoi) | 86.70 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11324. | charliewiyu3 (wiyu3) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 11325. | Jonathan (hijon89) | 86.69 | — | 2010-05-06 |
| 11326. | Dean (noctone) | 86.69 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 11327. | Deko (deko_moon) | 86.69 | 98% | 2023-04-29 |
| 11328. | Matthew (mstracy) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11329. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 86.69 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 11330. | Carson (ctufts) | 86.69 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11331. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 11332. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 86.69 | 98% | 2014-04-18 |
| 11333. | Dbqeo (dbqeo) | 86.69 | 92% | 2016-04-02 |
| 11334. | nancy (wasteoftime) | 86.68 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 11335. | Joe (j_suzz_) | 86.67 | 90% | 2015-06-09 |
| 11336. | joaqi (joaqi) | 86.67 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 11337. | Ismail (ismailo) | 86.67 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |