Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3683. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 65.71 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3684. | DubSun (dubsun) | 65.71 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 3685. | Tanvee (tatsislam) | 65.70 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 3686. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 65.70 | 97% | 2018-06-19 |
| 3687. | Sothon (sothon) | 65.70 | 96% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3688. | Socrates (socratesbatis) | 65.69 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 3689. | Kevin (popanto) | 65.68 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3690. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 65.68 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 3691. | Alexis (alexiskaitlyn) | 65.68 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
| 3692. | Al (halowzy) | 65.67 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 3693. | Soumyajit (uchihablood) | 65.67 | 98% | 2019-10-12 |
| 3694. | Panos (panos7) | 65.66 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3695. | Marcus (mojojoe) | 65.65 | 95% | 2018-08-24 |
| 3696. | Yamata (yamata2999) | 65.65 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 3697. | John (extreming123) | 65.64 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3698. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 65.64 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3699. | Yoga (ctrlgo) | 65.62 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3700. | Sherali (sherali) | 65.62 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3701. | Asim (_asim_) | 65.62 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3702. | Sam (sammusubi27) | 65.61 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3703. | Sheaf (sheafshock) | 65.61 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| 3704. | ok (herbaltea) | 65.61 | 94% | 2019-07-24 |
| 3705. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 65.58 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 3706. | Christian (xtian_olympus) | 65.58 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3707. | Hadi (charaka) | 65.58 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 3708. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 65.57 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3709. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 65.55 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3710. | Aaron (wayku) | 65.55 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 3711. | Lars (aaberg) | 65.55 | 95% | 2018-04-07 |
| 3712. | Dabber (xzy331) | 65.55 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |