The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2789. | Shadow4145 (shadow4145) | 109.66 | 98% | 2022-10-11 |
| 2790. | penrose (penrosecat) | 109.66 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2791. | blue shirt (blueshirtgirl) | 109.65 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 2792. | Mel (melvin101) | 109.64 | 96.4% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2793. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 109.63 | 99% | 2025-09-17 |
| 2794. | Alex (thearguer) | 109.62 | 96% | 2014-01-20 |
| 2795. | MS (damanthc) | 109.60 | 99.2% | 2024-09-15 |
| 2796. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 109.60 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 2797. | Michael (mranonymous) | 109.60 | 98% | 2011-10-09 |
| 2798. | Sean (smartgenius1) | 109.60 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| 2799. | arps (arpz) | 109.60 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 2800. | Never Quit (ranzivan12) | 109.60 | 99% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2801. | Landon (libxrtyy) | 109.59 | 98% | 2025-04-11 |
| 2802. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 109.59 | 98% | 2020-12-22 |
| 2803. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 109.59 | 97% | 2012-06-27 |
| 2804. | Tony (pianoforte) | 109.59 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 2805. | Shino (iceburn915) | 109.58 | 97% | 2016-09-16 |
| 2806. | ツ (ctrlaltj) | 109.58 | 95% | 2016-09-16 |
| 2807. | Bubbingo (bubbingo) | 109.57 | 97.8% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2808. | Brux (bruxsc) | 109.57 | 96% | 2013-02-02 |
| 2809. | Daddy (daddyfatsaks) | 109.57 | 93% | 2013-04-19 |
| 2810. | Comeonn1 (comeonn1) | 109.57 | 96% | 2016-09-25 |
| 2811. | Tabs (aptex) | 109.56 | 99.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 2812. | Marcus (huynhcongminh1993) | 109.56 | 98% | 2012-12-14 |
| 2813. | kamote35 (cooldz) | 109.54 | 98% | 2025-09-21 |
| 2814. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 109.54 | 99.2% | 2024-11-11 |
| 2815. | Michael (andthen313) | 109.53 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 2816. | (qburi) | 109.52 | 96% | 2025-06-30 |
| 2817. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 109.52 | 97.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 2818. | Mark (misran) | 109.52 | 94% | 2012-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |