The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4989. | (nickisfake) | 102.27 | 98% | 2016-12-02 |
| 4990. | (eroticar) | 102.27 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| 4991. | (natoxo) | 102.26 | 97% | 2013-03-25 |
| 4992. | Adolo (foca248) | 102.25 | 97.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 4993. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 102.25 | 96.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 4994. | (lurn) | 102.25 | 96% | 2013-12-30 |
| 4995. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 102.24 | 91% | 2012-03-01 |
| 4996. | (ajhyams) | 102.24 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 4997. | Asophyte (asophyte) | 102.23 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 4998. | (gdiegnan147) | 102.23 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4999. | Estis (estis) | 102.23 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
| 5000. | (scream_) | 102.22 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5001. | pro typo-ist (mrcynric) | 102.22 | 98.6% | 2023-08-13 |
| 5002. | (coleman222) | 102.22 | 96% | 2015-12-30 |
| 5003. | (ahmadalashtar01) | 102.22 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 5004. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 102.22 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 5005. | (ctrl48) | 102.21 | 98% | 2014-04-08 |
| 5006. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 102.20 | 99% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5007. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 102.20 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 5008. | (mindstormscreator) | 102.20 | 98% | 2015-10-24 |
| 5009. | (zeromadness) | 102.20 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 5010. | (back4m0re) | 102.20 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 5011. | (goati_) | 102.19 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5012. | too weak too slow (ryli) | 102.18 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 5013. | HienNB (nbhduoc) | 102.18 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 5014. | (kellykinzzz) | 102.17 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 5015. | (trihard7) | 102.17 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5016. | (bandages) | 102.16 | 89% | 2015-05-24 |
| 5017. | Phil (philwinnem) | 102.16 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5018. | (someghost) | 102.16 | 97% | 2014-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |