Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2054. | This Guy (frostywits) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2055. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 79.85 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 2056. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 79.84 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2057. | Noam (noamaster88) | 79.84 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 2058. | Mil (mil1534) | 79.83 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2059. | Bruce (milothatch) | 79.81 | 95% | 2018-05-15 |
| 2060. | Andrewb (andrewbb) | 79.80 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 2061. | Michael (khel_diente) | 79.80 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 2062. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 79.78 | 97% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2063. | Kevin (kevindlt) | 79.76 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2064. | Workman (dagl200) | 79.75 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
| 2065. | yesman (yesman9527) | 79.74 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2066. | Till (artlessventure) | 79.73 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2067. | Edward (edwardchen) | 79.72 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 2068. | Dat (datboidoe) | 79.70 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 2069. | Leo (gnowoel) | 79.70 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2070. | Joseph (cto_inertia) | 79.69 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2071. | Seth (bluesuperglue) | 79.67 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 2072. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 79.66 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 2073. | Miguel (anckael) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 2074. | Oliver (oliverquinn) | 79.62 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2075. | Edward (kailhreds) | 79.62 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 2076. | asdf (aetherin) | 79.61 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2077. | Nikki (shanaqui) | 79.60 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2078. | script/script (henville12) | 79.60 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
| 2079. | heclord (heclord) | 79.60 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 2080. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 2081. | Oleksii (leshapotato) | 79.57 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2082. | Lauryn (bluenotebooksfly) | 79.56 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2083. | Mo (mosidhom) | 79.55 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |