See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1309. | myfingers (myfingershurthah... | 121.75 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1310. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 121.73 | 98.1% | 2025-04-04 |
| 1311. | Brux (bruxsc) | 121.72 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 1312. | Wumaster (kwu842) | 121.68 | 98% | 2025-03-04 |
| 1313. | Maxx (maxxdw) | 121.68 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 1314. | slow account (agglomeration2) | 121.67 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1315. | Dan (adaniel) | 121.67 | 100% | 2020-05-02 |
| 1316. | DJ (derrejchen) | 121.62 | 100% | 2021-04-29 |
| 1317. | . (offoff) | 121.62 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 1318. | Brandon (basukaviru) | 121.61 | 99% | 2021-09-10 |
| 1319. | rn1hd (rnk1hd) | 121.57 | 99% | 2022-10-01 |
| 1320. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 121.57 | 99% | 2025-02-10 |
| 1321. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 121.54 | 99% | 2022-02-25 |
| 1322. | ilovetaylorswift (sheesh1234) | 121.50 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 1323. | kymyly (kymylyy) | 121.49 | 98% | 2021-12-23 |
| 1324. | album (album) | 121.49 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 1325. | angel (jayfeather4eva) | 121.48 | 99.2% | 2024-12-04 |
| 1326. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 121.48 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 1327. | shutdown (shuttyd) | 121.47 | 98% | 2025-02-19 |
| 1328. | ba7man (ba7man) | 121.46 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 1329. | Yeej (yeej) | 121.46 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 1330. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 121.46 | 98.1% | 2023-10-01 |
| 1331. | Myles (mylessucks) | 121.44 | 98% | 2022-11-19 |
| 1332. | Putti (puttio) | 121.43 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1333. | T (tmoneyracing) | 121.42 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 1334. | Q (keykeykey) | 121.41 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
| 1335. | june (juneytunes) | 121.40 | 99.2% | 2025-04-14 |
| 1336. | Conor (ulcha2) | 121.40 | 98.8% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1337. | FinalExam (syrlaw) | 121.39 | 98.8% | 2024-12-29 |
| 1338. | Hovari (hovari) | 121.39 | 98% | 2025-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |