As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4417. | AngelCaveGTI (angelcavegtio... | 99.90 | 99% | 2022-10-20 |
| 4418. | olivia (persuasivetyper) | 99.89 | 96.9% | 2024-03-20 |
| 4419. | (´・ω・｀) its ok to b... | 99.89 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 4420. | Blob (blobberyblob) | 99.89 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4421. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 99.89 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 4422. | thoccthoccthocc (olihp) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 4423. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 99.88 | 99% | 2025-01-23 |
| 4424. | Bleachinq (bleachinq) | 99.88 | 97.5% | 2023-06-04 |
| 4425. | TaiwanNumbaOne (baboocrap) | 99.88 | 97.8% | 2024-02-12 |
| 4426. | A (antykingfish) | 99.88 | 98% | 2017-06-03 |
| 4427. | Duck (bonbion) | 99.87 | 90% | 2015-04-10 |
| 4428. | weicer (weicer) | 99.87 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 4429. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4430. | Tim (tmills9105) | 99.87 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 4431. | hehe (blazeclash) | 99.86 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 4432. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 99.86 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 4433. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 99.85 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 4434. | lettel (lettel) | 99.85 | 98.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 4435. | Michael (mike_racer) | 99.84 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4436. | BR (brdiesel) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4437. | Phuong-Nhi (peanutbutter333) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 4438. | Davy (clouderz) | 99.83 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
| 4439. | Jeffrey (jeffreyz8) | 99.83 | 93% | 2015-06-29 |
| 4440. | Van (umbala_meo) | 99.83 | 99% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4441. | Max (max424) | 99.82 | 97.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4442. | dinosaurusrex (dinosaurusrex) | 99.82 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 4443. | griV (griv) | 99.82 | 97.2% | 2024-09-18 |
| 4444. | Ian (e__n) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4445. | Colin (colincall23) | 99.82 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4446. | Alan (allanafdn) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |