As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15743. | Steven (jarofhearts1993) | 71.35 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 15744. | area_51 (amritspkt65) | 71.35 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 15745. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 71.35 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 15746. | Amol (amolrao) | 71.35 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 15747. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 71.35 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
| 15748. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 71.35 | 99% | 2019-06-15 |
| 15749. | momentumJAY (momentumjayrac... | 71.35 | 98% | 2016-08-19 |
| 15750. | Jells (jells01) | 71.34 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15751. | Lucas (freere) | 71.34 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 15752. | anupam011 (anupam011) | 71.34 | 97% | 2023-10-08 |
| 15753. | Aimz (aimizzle) | 71.34 | 87% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15754. | AnesDZ (anes201) | 71.33 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 15755. | Khairy (khairy) | 71.33 | 94% | 2016-02-26 |
| 15756. | Nitesh (gokunik) | 71.32 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 15757. | aoeu (proportional) | 71.32 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
| 15758. | Jeff (chen_daddy) | 71.32 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 15759. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 71.31 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 15760. | Dog (nickiboyz) | 71.31 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 15761. | Pink Mutt (frugalmussel) | 71.31 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 15762. | veenu (comp_typist) | 71.31 | 96.7% | 2025-02-03 |
| 15763. | Joe (ibelaxin) | 71.31 | 93% | 2015-08-30 |
| 15764. | Casper (cspr2) | 71.31 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
| 15765. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 71.30 | 97% | 2025-08-21 |
| 15766. | Jog (jog__manson) | 71.30 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15767. | Em (ernthusiasm) | 71.30 | 99% | 2018-03-29 |
| 15768. | boom-shakalaka (boomshakala... | 71.30 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 15769. | Stephen (19zhuyijie) | 71.30 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 15770. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 71.29 | 96% | 2022-06-13 |
| 15771. | CLASSICO (clas_ico) | 71.29 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 15772. | HARN0LD (harn0ld) | 71.29 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |