Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1777. | Finch (ficxjo) | 88.08 | 95% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1778. | Frank (drummajor) | 88.06 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
| 1779. | Ket (ket93) | 88.06 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1780. | Unans (almqst) | 88.06 | 94% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1781. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 88.05 | 99% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1782. | Tyler (xtios) | 88.05 | 97% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1783. | CHRON (chronnie) | 88.03 | 98% | 2018-06-27 |
| 1784. | rngy (rngyy) | 88.02 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1785. | Nayie (tomichtom) | 88.01 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1786. | Shirou (ness_20xx) | 88.00 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1787. | Sam (bixbyhall) | 88.00 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 1788. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 87.99 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 1789. | Patrick (pawal001) | 87.98 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 1790. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 87.98 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1791. | Big (pookpok) | 87.98 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1792. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 87.97 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1793. | jacob (nalyly) | 87.95 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1794. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 87.95 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1795. | Shady (csmity) | 87.95 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1796. | musta mate (s_tisfaction) | 87.94 | 94% | 2019-03-27 |
| 1797. | Bella (bell519) | 87.92 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1798. | 395 ad. (ypri1) | 87.91 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1799. | Ju (jawnjawn) | 87.91 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1800. | Giancarlo (giancarlo_sturla7) | 87.90 | 98% | 2019-06-08 |
| 1801. | Noel (tigger98096) | 87.90 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 1802. | Brandon (doommonky) | 87.89 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1803. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 87.89 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
| 1804. | Buruiana (sebihp2007) | 87.89 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 1805. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 87.87 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 1806. | Davin (davintjong) | 87.86 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |