Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2551. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2552. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 75.48 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2553. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.46 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2554. | Sun (sunflower61) | 75.45 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2555. | Tim (pacmeng) | 75.45 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2556. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 75.45 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 2557. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 75.43 | 99% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2558. | Josh (qjoshq) | 75.41 | 94% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2559. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 75.40 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 2560. | Daris (tuytuy3) | 75.40 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 2561. | Raddest (raddest) | 75.37 | 98% | 2018-10-05 |
| 2562. | Ato (atopia) | 75.36 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2563. | Nate (ndiehl48) | 75.35 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2564. | 😇 (fourfingerz) | 75.35 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 2565. | James (nucleardevice) | 75.34 | 94% | 2020-12-14 |
| 2566. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 2567. | Kai (leavelux) | 75.32 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2568. | clerk (csmith2) | 75.32 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2569. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 75.32 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 2570. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 75.32 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 2571. | Maros (wlkvr) | 75.31 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 2572. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2573. | (spudvorak) | 75.29 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 2574. | Eric (eric397) | 75.27 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2575. | Jake (s2d_) | 75.26 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 2576. | jetsun (cloudwave) | 75.25 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2577. | Yuki (kaiichikawa) | 75.25 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2578. | you (s11054) | 75.25 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
| 2579. | uty (tisurend) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2580. | opyau (opyau) | 75.23 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |