The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4900. | Bridgit (cosmic5) | 103.17 | 96% | 2013-04-16 |
| 4901. | Akza (akza) | 103.17 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 4902. | serk (sherp_68) | 103.16 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 4903. | Jax (jaxington) | 103.15 | 97% | 2014-03-28 |
| 4904. | Sam (modelm_maniac) | 103.15 | 97% | 2017-03-31 |
| 4905. | -.- (remiixnoquit) | 103.15 | 98% | 2020-02-20 |
| 4906. | William (williamusa) | 103.15 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 4907. | Wangus (shaggysuave) | 103.15 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 4908. | Patrick (agentpark104) | 103.15 | 97% | 2013-02-23 |
| 4909. | riplifeman (lucasorino) | 103.14 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 4910. | Matt (saucelol) | 103.13 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
| 4911. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 103.12 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 4912. | Di1 (monoffe) | 103.12 | 98% | 2022-09-06 |
| 4913. | (menacing) | 103.12 | 94% | 2019-08-13 |
| 4914. | heartless (dontcarebro) | 103.12 | 92% | 2011-11-12 |
| 4915. | dalineth (dalineth) | 103.12 | 99% | 2019-10-29 |
| 4916. | Square (squareslice) | 103.11 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4917. | Michael (mjhan95) | 103.11 | 97% | 2015-02-24 |
| 4918. | shuja (wild786) | 103.11 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 4919. | Christian (cslarsen) | 103.11 | 94% | 2017-04-19 |
| 4920. | Daniel (redsoxnets5) | 103.10 | 97% | 2012-12-02 |
| 4921. | Pedro (timboly3) | 103.09 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 4922. | noi (pouffles) | 103.09 | 91% | 2015-01-25 |
| 4923. | Michele (captaincrunch) | 103.09 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 4924. | Luna (vexara) | 103.08 | 98% | 2016-10-11 |
| 4925. | Brian (lomeinevent) | 103.08 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 4926. | Idrix (idrix) | 103.08 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 4927. | Ben (bena115) | 103.07 | 95% | 2016-10-03 |
| 4928. | bar (the_barlat) | 103.07 | 91% | 2015-01-01 |
| 4929. | Zydrate (zydrate) | 103.07 | 92% | 2016-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |