As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17968. | Bahaa (bahaaup) | 65.49 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 17969. | Taukekhan (taukekhan) | 65.49 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 17970. | Leah (lilybethlily) | 65.49 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 17971. | Johnathan (johnachyeon) | 65.49 | 96% | 2015-12-27 |
| 17972. | Ricky (alackmen) | 65.48 | 95% | 2020-03-24 |
| 17973. | Aso (linkastarta) | 65.48 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 17974. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 65.48 | 90% | 2016-07-20 |
| 17975. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 65.48 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 17976. | Manish (mandish) | 65.48 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 17977. | Zach (kppg) | 65.47 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 17978. | Aarif (aarif_a) | 65.47 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 17979. | tesseract (tesseract1996) | 65.47 | 97.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 17980. | Zhantore (belayed) | 65.47 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 17981. | Zach (zachattack8910) | 65.47 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 17982. | Rasmus (maziger) | 65.47 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 17983. | Dhruvin (dhrmehta) | 65.47 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 17984. | Md Shamim (cseshamim47) | 65.46 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 17985. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 65.46 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 17986. | Simon (cimon423) | 65.46 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 17987. | Droopy (droopy_lockdown) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 17988. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 65.45 | 94% | 2022-07-11 |
| 17989. | JO (pinkvelociraptor) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 17990. | Yuri (ay_lmao2) | 65.45 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 17991. | blue (syfern) | 65.45 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
| 17992. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 65.45 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17993. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 65.44 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 17994. | Hokeong (geothene0) | 65.44 | 95% | 2022-02-04 |
| 17995. | El (eldestructo3) | 65.44 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 17996. | Ahmed (a_h5s_h) | 65.44 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 17997. | Fadli (islamicman) | 65.44 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |