So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5220. | saens (saens) | 98.22 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 5221. | John (phrasee) | 98.22 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 5222. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 98.22 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 5223. | Julianne (jdunn80) | 98.22 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 5224. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 98.21 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 5225. | Eugene (mipfaw) | 98.21 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
| 5226. | Kirke (kirke) | 98.21 | 98% | 2015-01-14 |
| 5227. | aaaaaaaaaa (pitstop222) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5228. | NairB (xtokyoghoulx) | 98.19 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5229. | jacob (specterr) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 5230. | Ricardo (roflmeister) | 98.19 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 5231. | Ryan (zedaso) | 98.19 | 98% | 2014-08-15 |
| 5232. | Forgottensands. (forgottens... | 98.19 | 97% | 2011-09-17 |
| 5233. | cool (hotdoggamer92) | 98.18 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5234. | T (tt147) | 98.18 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 5235. | Princess B ~~ (bryonyp) | 98.18 | 95% | 2013-10-01 |
| 5236. | Chiragroop (cking123) | 98.17 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 5237. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 98.17 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
| 5238. | Erick (xjin678) | 98.17 | 91% | 2013-05-09 |
| 5239. | Cryp (cryptickaxar) | 98.17 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 5240. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 98.16 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5241. | John (deiplz) | 98.16 | 96.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5242. | K-man (kmac1720) | 98.16 | 96% | 2013-03-05 |
| 5243. | Widya (widyay) | 98.16 | 87% | 2014-05-19 |
| 5244. | Lord Karnage (lord_karnage88) | 98.16 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
| 5245. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 98.16 | 98% | 2012-12-19 |
| 5246. | Adam (adam_) | 98.16 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 5247. | Trey (trey87) | 98.15 | 96% | 2016-02-04 |
| 5248. | Ian (s0ft3n) | 98.15 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 5249. | Sapient (sapient) | 98.14 | 98% | 2023-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |