I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8849. | Desuc (angzhiwei) | 88.72 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 8850. | Workbean (workbean) | 88.72 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 8851. | Alo (alosarv) | 88.72 | 99% | 2016-02-04 |
| 8852. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 88.71 | 98.1% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8853. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 88.71 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8854. | Peter (meffisto420) | 88.71 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 8855. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 88.71 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
| 8856. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 88.71 | 91% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8857. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.71 | 99% | 2015-06-04 |
| 8858. | Switch (swits) | 88.70 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8859. | Ivan (agrus) | 88.70 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 8860. | kc (kc067) | 88.69 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 8861. | jan_mase (jan_mase) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 8862. | Luis (skiddley) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 8863. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 88.68 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 8864. | sakuu (jofwee) | 88.68 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 8865. | LshaNu,..!!! (lshanu) | 88.67 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 8866. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8867. | sami (sami66) | 88.67 | 96% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8868. | shanranran (shanranran) | 88.67 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 8869. | kepler1729 (kepler1729) | 88.67 | 88% | 2016-02-12 |
| 8870. | Xander (luvxan) | 88.66 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 8871. | tonyh88 (tonyh88) | 88.66 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 8872. | Matthew (dj_matttam) | 88.66 | 95% | 2022-02-19 |
| 8873. | Down (dibil) | 88.66 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 8874. | Kappa (miffle) | 88.66 | 93% | 2015-08-15 |
| 8875. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 88.66 | 98% | 2023-06-05 |
| 8876. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 88.66 | 96.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8877. | Mike (yoshyosh) | 88.65 | 97.6% | 2024-11-15 |
| 8878. | Kenshii (kenshii) | 88.65 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |