I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3245. | emo (emo2121) | 61.16 | 95% | 2025-05-22 |
| 3246. | mhdi (mhdi) | 61.15 | 94% | 2023-11-20 |
| 3247. | Ghostcar (ghostcarss) | 61.01 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3248. | TRex (trexeatyou) | 60.79 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3249. | curious_crow (curious_crow) | 60.75 | 93.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3250. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 60.74 | 94% | 2024-11-25 |
| 3251. | Herman (xander_cage) | 60.61 | 96% | 2025-07-25 |
| 3252. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 60.40 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 3253. | KD (_k_d_) | 60.37 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3254. | R (mrbluenut) | 60.36 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
| 3255. | JkillahR (jkillahr) | 60.28 | 94.7% | 2024-11-20 |
| 3256. | ShouHei (fenrir0199) | 60.16 | 97% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3257. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 60.05 | 95.4% | 2025-02-03 |
| 3258. | Razel Aguilar (zelming18) | 59.80 | 95% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3259. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 59.79 | 92% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3260. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 59.34 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3261. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 59.27 | 96.8% | 2023-06-29 |
| 3262. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 59.24 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3263. | Jasper (ajaystr) | 59.17 | 93.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 3264. | Sarvesh (sarvesh__) | 58.98 | 97.9% | 2024-05-24 |
| 3265. | omaha_typist (omaha_typist) | 58.93 | 95.3% | 2024-05-13 |
| 3266. | yudax (yudax42) | 58.85 | 94% | 2023-09-05 |
| 3267. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 58.84 | 96.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3268. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 58.79 | 95.7% | 2024-08-09 |
| 3269. | inBits (bitsinbits) | 58.72 | 95% | 2024-05-12 |
| 3270. | DragonClaw (darthrevan0) | 58.58 | 95.3% | 2024-02-15 |
| 3271. | kallukalia (kallu_kalia) | 58.43 | 95% | 2025-05-30 |
| 3272. | jurc (cruj) | 58.23 | 95.4% | 2024-11-30 |
| 3273. | bakamilk (bakamilk) | 58.16 | 94.1% | 2023-12-03 |
| 3274. | beeboe (beepbopped) | 58.00 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |