I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3113. | BladeRunner (poboy1) | 72.69 | 96% | 2024-04-25 |
| 3114. | Joaquín (joaquin08) | 72.67 | 95.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| 3115. | Golden0wnz (golden0wnz) | 72.67 | 96.5% | 2025-02-15 |
| 3116. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.66 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3117. | Ethan (edenzhua) | 72.65 | 97% | 2025-07-26 |
| 3118. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 72.63 | 95% | 2025-10-13 |
| 3119. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 72.62 | 95.6% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3120. | Geese (geese955) | 72.61 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3121. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 72.59 | 97% | 2024-10-09 |
| 3122. | alex (tene3) | 72.59 | 95% | 2025-03-15 |
| 3123. | Subbesh yadav (subeshyadav) | 72.58 | 94.1% | 2024-05-19 |
| 3124. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 72.58 | 95.6% | 2024-04-11 |
| 3125. | mack (zeno_00) | 72.55 | 95.1% | 2023-11-11 |
| 3126. | Don't need a motor (sueeeee... | 72.54 | 96% | 2025-02-12 |
| 3127. | adverb (adverb7) | 72.54 | 95.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3128. | Master (master_2010) | 72.52 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 3129. | Dimar (noobtyperhehe) | 72.48 | 95.7% | 2024-07-12 |
| 3130. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 72.48 | 96.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 3131. | LIVELI (liveli123) | 72.48 | 96.8% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3132. | Cristian (crism123dm) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-11-24 |
| 3133. | Amr (amrstien) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 3134. | kazuma (kazuma1605) | 72.48 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 3135. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 72.45 | 95.4% | 2025-02-21 |
| 3136. | GeorgeSr. (geo_sr) | 72.45 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 3137. | AzaD (mirazad) | 72.44 | 95% | 2025-08-06 |
| 3138. | mustaf3 (mustaf3) | 72.41 | 97.4% | 2024-04-14 |
| 3139. | Alexander (1snerek_saurus) | 72.41 | 96% | 2025-06-08 |
| 3140. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 72.41 | 95.7% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3141. | cubus (cubscubs) | 72.38 | 94% | 2023-08-19 |
| 3142. | GlaxierVex (glaxiervex2101) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |