See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8290. | Shohid (humangod) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8291. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 87.16 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8292. | Shivani (shivarooni) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8293. | Rouven (therealr5) | 87.15 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 8294. | CoheedZ (coheedz) | 87.14 | 98% | 2024-01-25 |
| 8295. | Shadul (shadull) | 87.14 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 8296. | Lauris (toxic_bowl) | 87.14 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8297. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 87.13 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8298. | Connor (connor822) | 87.13 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
| 8299. | Stephen (potsee) | 87.12 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8300. | noctedie (noctedie) | 87.12 | 96.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8301. | Enormity (enormity_op) | 87.12 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8302. | Abu (kabu22) | 87.12 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 8303. | grogdor (grogdor) | 87.12 | 96.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8304. | Jason (epiking) | 87.12 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 8305. | Ryley (greeeen89) | 87.11 | 98.1% | 2023-08-24 |
| 8306. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 87.10 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 8307. | Lynn (pvequalsnrt) | 87.10 | 98.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 8308. | Sam (sam3456) | 87.10 | 97.1% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8309. | kj (crioyri) | 87.10 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 8310. | sudu (clockmen) | 87.09 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 8311. | Gabriel (smileztypes) | 87.09 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 8312. | TheStyne (fixinit1) | 87.09 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 8313. | Blitz (blitzoffline) | 87.09 | 97.3% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8314. | linkai (linkailul) | 87.09 | 95% | 2021-10-11 |
| 8315. | moofasa (macywood) | 87.09 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 8316. | David (dlreed27) | 87.08 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8317. | Apathy (apathyy) | 87.07 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8318. | IonizedAtom (ionizedatom) | 87.07 | 95% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8319. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 87.07 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |