As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11355. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 80.51 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 11356. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 80.50 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
| 11357. | Jackery (hamshank) | 80.50 | 96.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 11358. | sean (yellowcoon) | 80.49 | 96% | 2024-05-11 |
| 11359. | Nanakoro (nanakoro) | 80.49 | 97.3% | 2024-05-09 |
| 11360. | Blooksy (ottor) | 80.49 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 11361. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 80.49 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 11362. | quackstuff (quackstuff) | 80.49 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 11363. | grace (koald) | 80.49 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 11364. | obama (balduin) | 80.49 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
| 11365. | Seraphear (_seraphear) | 80.48 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
| 11366. | cj (natsuhanabi) | 80.48 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 11367. | Griffin (gshark32) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11368. | S (sima0502) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11369. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 80.47 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11370. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 11371. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.46 | 95.5% | 2023-06-29 |
| 11372. | Philip (piporace10) | 80.46 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
| 11373. | Peter (drascot) | 80.45 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 11374. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 80.45 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11375. | Kenway (kenway316) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11376. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 11377. | Einno (einno) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 11378. | taco (rippedjeans) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11379. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 80.45 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 11380. | Vudthi (vudthi) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11381. | John (baseball9) | 80.45 | 98% | 2016-10-18 |
| 11382. | florin (flor111n) | 80.44 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 11383. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 80.44 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11384. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 80.44 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |