And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14986. | sk (skdreams) | 88.05 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 14987. | Juan Carlos (jcgarfield) | 88.05 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 14988. | bruv (chowbruv) | 88.05 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14989. | lebum (lebum) | 88.04 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 14990. | Anh (anhakin) | 88.04 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 14991. | Luffy (oluffyyyy) | 88.04 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 14992. | Biohazard (b10hazard_) | 88.04 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 14993. | megalog (megalog) | 88.04 | 100% | 2013-09-23 |
| 14994. | Egyptian (egyptiantyper) | 88.04 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 14995. | pajaW (capstra) | 88.03 | 95% | 2014-12-12 |
| 14996. | cranky (crankykhan) | 88.03 | 97% | 2012-10-06 |
| 14997. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 88.03 | 97% | 2015-07-17 |
| 14998. | »»════SACHIN™... | 88.03 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 14999. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 88.03 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 15000. | Bryan (xxavalonxx) | 88.03 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
| 15001. | onel (onel11) | 88.03 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 15002. | illdie (illdie314) | 88.02 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 15003. | Akzhol (leito1) | 88.02 | 94% | 2016-01-03 |
| 15004. | byrtolet (byrtolet) | 88.02 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
| 15005. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 88.02 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 15006. | Zo (zotorious) | 88.01 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 15007. | pea (pbarakat) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 15008. | Yu (sadochist) | 88.01 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 15009. | Zendriil (xenithos) | 88.01 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 15010. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 88.00 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 15011. | Rikesh (rikesh) | 88.00 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 15012. | Steven (booreck) | 88.00 | 96% | 2016-06-21 |
| 15013. | joey (r00sh) | 88.00 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 15014. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 87.99 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15015. | kljdfkj (dumpsterman) | 87.99 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |