Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6002. | venus® (venuspailer) | 39.14 | 93% | 2018-01-13 |
| 6003. | A S M (asm_saifullah001) | 39.13 | 95% | 2018-07-12 |
| 6004. | adil (volumzero) | 39.12 | 91% | 2017-11-10 |
| 6005. | Jason Bourne (aagrawa) | 39.11 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 6006. | H (furreal) | 39.06 | 93% | 2018-12-07 |
| 6007. | debendra (dbnz) | 39.05 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 6008. | Kristofer (gardeborg) | 39.03 | 94% | 2018-10-22 |
| 6009. | Mian Yasir (mianyasirabbas) | 38.92 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 6010. | Haris (sarakas) | 38.84 | 91% | 2018-08-24 |
| 6011. | Julian (dargo123) | 38.79 | 95% | 2020-09-12 |
| 6012. | Ashutosh (vegeta_2001) | 38.73 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
| 6013. | Imanol (greenforce13) | 38.72 | 94% | 2017-09-16 |
| 6014. | Hung (hollwo_pelw) | 38.65 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 6015. | HADI (adilmuhammadi) | 38.57 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
| 6016. | Athul (night_shark) | 38.52 | 92% | 2020-07-11 |
| 6017. | Tam (josephtambmt) | 38.49 | 95% | 2017-09-03 |
| 6018. | Josh (creeperstkoed) | 38.43 | 92% | 2018-11-05 |
| 6019. | Alex (ivbbr) | 38.39 | 95% | 2019-04-28 |
| 6020. | Reilly (rxilly) | 38.37 | 94% | 2021-08-17 |
| 6021. | Marco (ankush12) | 38.27 | 93% | 2020-12-02 |
| 6022. | Balgow (balgow) | 38.24 | 92% | 2020-09-15 |
| 6023. | Caitlin (caitlinrosee) | 38.16 | 93% | 2020-04-05 |
| 6024. | void (voidxslap) | 38.14 | 92% | 2021-08-18 |
| 6025. | Md. shahintaj (shahintaj) | 38.11 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 6026. | Hussein (ajaguar) | 38.09 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
| 6027. | jugal (j1mmy) | 38.02 | 92% | 2020-10-28 |
| 6028. | Sebastian (dopyfly26) | 38.01 | 94% | 2017-09-17 |
| 6029. | ankush (ankushnetttt) | 38.00 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 6030. | ShowMeDaWay (showmak) | 37.97 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 6031. | zipper (zipper47) | 37.94 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |