Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2338. | Aso (linkastarta) | 77.53 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 2339. | Isa (isapanzer) | 77.52 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2340. | grimpatron (grimpatron) | 77.51 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 2341. | Luan (luan0763) | 77.50 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2342. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 77.50 | 99% | 2018-07-04 |
| 2343. | Nikolaj (nikolaj808) | 77.47 | 96% | 2020-02-01 |
| 2344. | Paweł (lewapkon) | 77.44 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2345. | Ed (pelly1863) | 77.44 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2346. | Ava (spritemite) | 77.44 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2347. | Someone (learningtotype666) | 77.43 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2348. | Jason (quakers) | 77.42 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2349. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 77.42 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2350. | endcredits (endcredits) | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2351. | Slow (beanman23) | 77.41 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2352. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 77.41 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2353. | Aaron (oantseri) | 77.41 | 97% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2354. | Ruju (karngu) | 77.40 | 94% | 2019-05-12 |
| 2355. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 77.40 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2356. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 77.40 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 2357. | sally (creamdonut) | 77.40 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 2358. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 77.39 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 2359. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 77.39 | 99% | 2018-07-12 |
| 2360. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 77.38 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2361. | KBDoods (duda_dornelles) | 77.36 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 2362. | Kardo (kardoj) | 77.36 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 2363. | Nick (nickspics) | 77.35 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 2364. | Cloudy (bluem23) | 77.35 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2365. | Henrik (heenrig29) | 77.34 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2366. | Leong (thehecticgamer) | 77.34 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2367. | hplr (rkg0612) | 77.33 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |