So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2392. | Joseph (plex) | 111.19 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
| 2393. | Eric (ek81) | 111.19 | 98% | 2013-10-18 |
| 2394. | belt (belt) | 111.19 | 92% | 2014-11-16 |
| 2395. | Steve (haxmatix) | 111.18 | 98% | 2016-04-07 |
| 2396. | tortoise (doggitydogs) | 111.18 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2397. | Paul (paul133) | 111.18 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 2398. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 111.17 | 91% | 2014-09-29 |
| 2399. | Andrew (mcentag) | 111.16 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2400. | Bao (rogeratbao) | 111.16 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
| 2401. | Petrarch (petrarch) | 111.16 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 2402. | Courtney (cbarbcat) | 111.15 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 2403. | Warslaughter (warslaughter) | 111.14 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 2404. | Ryan (rvisbeck) | 111.13 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 2405. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 111.12 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 2406. | Al (seraphytus) | 111.10 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 2407. | bkk (yodamaster) | 111.10 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 2408. | Stuart (crazystu) | 111.09 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 2409. | Joel (joel6677) | 111.09 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 2410. | Nick (nckn) | 111.08 | 97% | 2016-08-23 |
| 2411. | MysticalFire (mysticalfire1... | 111.08 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 2412. | sally (creamdonut) | 111.07 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2413. | kyletsetse (kyletsetse) | 111.07 | 95% | 2017-01-08 |
| 2414. | triple (tripler6) | 111.06 | 99% | 2012-11-17 |
| 2415. | Matt (matt4862) | 111.05 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
| 2416. | Ilyao (ilyao) | 111.05 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 2417. | naclytyper (nikhila) | 111.05 | 100% | 2019-02-25 |
| 2418. | M (springfield12) | 111.04 | 99% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2419. | Jenni (totalnerdgasm) | 111.04 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 2420. | Quiver (quiver) | 111.03 | 95% | 2014-11-16 |
| 2421. | benoza (benoza) | 111.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |